Hold Up! You mean to tell me that I haven’t posted anything since February the 29th! How could you not tell me that??? Oh well it’s your fault for what’s about to happen, because a lot has gone on since we last spoke and I have some thangs to say about the ish that has been going on, everything from Kim K to Donald Trump. Ugh! I just threw up a little in my mouth just thinking about me writing about either of those always relevantly irrelevant schmucks. Yeah I know that didn’t make sense but who cares, dis here is my blog! So get a little comfy because this may be a little longer than usual.
So where shall I begin…. Hmmm Let’s start with the most prevalent thing going on right now in the United States of America, the Presidential Election! If for some weird reason you’re a supporter of Trump and you’re reading this, stop now because I don’t like you. Lol, as a matter of fact…. come here and let me give you a hug and hopefully squeeze the foolishness out of you! Lol! But seriously DUDE! What is your freaking deal? Why is this man running for President and may actually have a chance at winning the Republican nomination!!! How are these people as a party, going to allow this nonsense to happen? After stepping so low as to insulting each other over their penis sizes, how much more immature school boy playground bullying can be left to do. This is nonsense, none of these candidates are worth any of the American votes as far as I can see. And before you immediately jump to conclusions on who I am voting for…. The jury is still out on the Democratic nominees too. But this is about TRUMP. There is no way that a man who acts like that, with no respect to minorities who by the way are quickly becoming the majority, could possibly make it into office. If you ask me, I think that this is an agenda to get Hilary in to office. But “I ain’t the one to gossip so you ain’t heard it from me.”
(Sigh) why does Kim Kardashian need so much attention? I have to give credit where credit is due, because this chick has made a name for herself and made her whole damn family famous. More famous than her father AND her step father who were celebrities based on real work ethic. HOW-FREAKIN-EVER!!! Bih you are a mother who is making enough money off of everything else in your life…why in the hell do you need to post naked selfies??? Stop it Kim! I am not slut shaming but GEE WIZ enough is enough. Why isn’t anyone like her HUSBAND telling her this? Oh wait…. he’s an attention whore too. Tuh…I’m done.
I don’t have much to say about this one but…. Keysha Cole and Shad Moss (Bow Wow). Why? Just why? I mean I am literally SMH while typing this. Wth would make you egg someone’s Rolls. I mean the fact that you could roll up on someone’s ROLLS ROYCE should make you take a mental note to say to yourself…. I really can’t be this petty or childish or just waste my mutha effin time! Lil Mo called her a thot! That’s not really a word that I particularly care for, but Sista Mo…. you may be on to something because that ish right there…was from the book of THOTDOM. Lol
****THIS JUST IN***** Little CiCi and Russell Wilson have gotten engaged! Congratulations to them, I look forward to singing “She’s your Queen to Be” at their wedding. LOL NOT! I am enjoying all of the memes on IG that are meant to make Future feel some type of way. Ha!
Now on to TV
Wth has happened to Scandal? It isn’t making me feel any kind of way other than bored. Fitz wants to be a whore now and Liv is caught up on Jake. Jake is really playing her this season and its kind of funny. I think whatever he and Poppa Pope are doing is going to be the twist, but it’s taking too long. Look at my video below. It hasn’t gotten any better since I posted it…. I am so sad. Like why are they doing this to me. If this is going to happen, can ABC at least move How to Get Away with Murder to the 9pm slot. I can’t stay awake long enough to watch it. It’s not fair.
In Ratchet world news…. The season finally of Love & Hip Hop NY premiered on Monday and well…the same BS ratchetness is happening. LOL. What did you expect? We all new that Mendeecees was headed to prison, but I am just glad that he’s been sentenced so he can serve his time and be back with his family. My favorite part of the whole season was Remy and Papoose. They are the best thing to happen to LHHNY and I certainly hope that they return next season, because LAWD knows I am tired of Tara and Amina looking dumb on TV. How long can you keep “doing it for the kids”? Really? They are entirely too talented and beautiful to be wasting their time with Peter Gunz. Last but certainly not least…Cardi B. She is the hoods sweetheart and I love her. Lol funny as hell…but that’s all I have on this one. LHHATL shall return on 4/4/16 to fulfill my needs. Everyone has a guilty pleasure and this series my friends, is mine!
With all that said…. I don’t want to write a whole book, hopefully you’re not tired of reading. Because Chileeee I can go on and on about TV. So let’s talk about it…. let me know what you think! Have a great rest of your day no matter what time it is where you are. PEACE!